I'm aalaa and yes my name has 4 a's. You can chose to call me ayla or lulu.
I listen to bands like PTV, OM&M ,ADTR, MCR, Mayday Parade, Green Day, Rise Against,etc.
I'm also a huge book worm.
Ask me anything, I'd be glad to answer :3
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?”
“Yes,” he replied and continued writing the report.
“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”
“Yes, that’s right,” he told him.
“Well, then,” he said as he extended his foot towards the officer, “would you please tie my shoe?”
Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.
there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
stop toying with my emotions
Do you ever have a character where every time they make an appearance you just
gayest sport on earth
somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.
why is he putting his hand in his pants
That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.
that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it
they oil each other up
im crying here
This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.
REBLOG this if you’re a female
Let’s see if girls run Tumblr :)
Let’s do this!